The World's Most Disciplined Dog

This is Bentley. That is my husband's sandwich.

It would seem as though my dog is out to practice the most ascetic lifestyle ever. There he lays... just inches from the delicious, tempting sandwich. He sniffs the air, creeps nice and close, but doesn't dare give in to his desire. What is his true fear? Letting his impulses rule his little doggy life? Or could it be the inevitable beating that would await him on the other side of that satisfying impulse?

We'll never know, will we? Because even as close as he was to this sandwich, he never ate it.

Now THAT is a good dog.