Send Your Dog to Work Day!

What would happen if you traded lives with your dog for 1 day?



Instead of getting up to go to work, you send your pup and YOU stay home and snore in the sun spot. The following is an account of what I believe your dear canine would do at the office:

Task 1: Mark the territory. Upon entrance of your office, Dog will effectively pee on everything in site, paying special attention to your doorway and the plants around the perimeter. The office is his, and it will be noted as such.

Task 2: Check voicemail. Dog will hop in the chair and hit the button to listen to pertinent messages. This is a nice gesture, but with the paws being as clumsy as they are, Dog will inadvertently erase all important messages.

Task 3: Claim Dominance. Dog will visit the Bosses office, and show the Boss who's BOSS. Dog will hop on desk and put his paws on Bosses shoulders, making sure his head is above the boss. Depending on the breed of Dog, drool just may land on Bosses suit.

Task 4: Appear to be working. After returning to his own territory, Dog will turn on the computer and sit properly in the chair, as if reading something very important. Don't be fooled, however, he's only watching the latest episode of "Pups on Parade."

Task 5: Mealtime. Dog will follow his co-workers into the lunch room, where he will beg for food from each person in turn. Being the nice people they are, Dog will score a very hearty meal.

Task 6: Naptime. Puckered out from his large meal and hard work, Dog will sleep comfortably-- balled up in your chair for several hours. Ahhhh... nothing like a Siesta.

Task 7: Leave Evidence of Presence. When the day is done, and the work is not, Dog will want to leave a special gift for everyone to remember him by. No, it's not the smelly kind of gift, this Dog has taste! Dog will happily jump on the Xerox machine and make copies of his tail end for all to enjoy!

After leaving the humorous copies at people's feet, Dog's day is done. He will come home, puckered out, and sleep for the remainder of the evening... on your lap.